So its come the time of year again, when all of the lovely people that were away spending a weekend in Balado, Kinross listening to mediocre bands, getting excessively drunk, pissing against fences and getting fingered off a completely randomer in the middle of a busy crowd come back into our life.

We were completely aware that you were at a festival over the weekend-we had to endure a week of constant count-down status updates on twitter and facebook, so going to do us a favour, see the wrist band that they gave you to indicate that you were just like the thousands of other people in that field over the weekend, going to cut it off-there is no reason for it, and if anything it can’t be very hygienic.

Oh, and that goes for the rest of you festival goers, don’t think because you weren’t at T in the Park it doesn’t apply to you…